Steven A. Schiff

GREAT! NOW I NEED THE BASICS TO GRANT YOU AN ALL-ACCESS PASS TO THIS GLORIOUS WEBSITE.

(Even weekly newsletter subscribers, please and thank you.)

What’s your email address? ^*

Choose a password ^*

NOW THAT WE'RE KIN, LET'S GET BETTER ACQUAINTED. TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF...

I feel like we’re speed dating.

What's your name? ^*

THANKS. MY COUSIN HAS THE SAME NAME! HOW CRAZY IS THAT??

Wait, are you my cousin? Hey cuz, when can I send you birthday greetings, and possibly a treat?

When is your birthday? ^*

WHAT WOULD BE YOUR SUPERPOWER?

Pick only one. Choose wisely.

IS A HOT DOG A SANDWICH?

Let’s clear this up.

WHAT ARE YOUR PRONOUNS?

Please and thank you.

WHAT’S YOUR DREAM VACATION?

Unlimited budget. Take me with you?

FAVORITE MOVIE?

Within the last 120 years.

AND FINALLY: WHAT GETS YOU EXCITED?

Interests, not kinks. These are mine (and Wondercade's). Which are yours? (As many as you'd like!)